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marqué par Gypsyprincess par Stuttgart

Travel blogs tagged with Stuttgart:

Out Of Turkey and Into Germany

26. Novembre 2006 | en

Which is actually a very common immigration path. Gegen Die Wand. Watch it!

Anyway yes I have been AWOL on the posting. For those of you who once again are panicked by my lack of email, you should be. What you have missed:

1. I went to a job interview with a friend. The job was offered to me. Same pay as I was getting being a governess only this time I would be a “friend” to a wife. Teach her English through going to the gym and shopping, as well as organized classes. The pros: Athens and Dubai were both tossed in there as “regular trips we must take and I would have to go along.” The cons: While she was awake I was not to look at my watch or leave her sight. We were to be a big happy family and computer time or TV time alone in my room is not acceptable.

Hmmmmmmm.

So I was a BFF for hire. Only I couldn’t complain or escape and Id have to put up with temper tantrums until my time as the BFF was over. Which depending on how well I pampered our princess could be 3 months or a year.

I basically decided that if I was to be a prostitute I would at least be a call girl (because sadly even your status as a prostitute is often determined by your education) and only have to give my time on hire a couple of nights a week and get really nice gifts I could sell on ebay. Plus I think sex for sale is actually less soul sucking than slave labour. At least sex for sale you can determine your own hours.

2. Ive moved to Germany. As in Ive unpacked my stuff, I have claimed a space in the closet as well as some bookshelves, and I will even register for a proper German class tomorrow. So this will be until I run out of cash or until I complete the paper work for the under 35 youth visa and find myself a job. The plan to return to Newfoundland this summer is still in effect however. And of course get my ass to see my dropkick prodigy as well. ;)

Marqueurs: Stuttgart Germany
Carte: N 48° 77.712 E 9° 180.708

Created at: 22. Mai 2008

The Dreams Keep Coming

08. Décembre 2006 | en

So the dreams are slowing down. It’s been 3 weeks since I left them. And still they haunt me. The first week was every night. The second was every 2nd or 3rd. This week I thought I was free.

And then.

NIGHTMARE about the family I was living with in Turkey. SHUDDER. Mostly its the mom chasing me, or one of those dreams where your real life gets confused with your dream. So in the dream I’m in Turkey and I become upset I was dreaming I was back in Germany, OR I realize in the dream that I AM living in Germany, and then I think GWAAA So and SO is going to boil me alive for not being here in Turkey (where in the dream of course I am).

Confusing?

Good it is to me too. :P

I think its because the agency messaged me asking when I was coming back. And admittedly the thought crept in. Its good money, its Istanbul, and its my motorcycle with no effort in finding a job. They merely require your soul. So upon deeper reflection I’m only too happy to stay here in Germany. And when the cash runs out there’s still Canada and the homeland. John should be finishing up there about now to return to do his Masters, which means according to the divorce settlement Japan is free for me! (For those of you don’t know John got Japan in the divorce, I get holidays and every second Christmas. It has something to do with never wanting to be on the same continent as me again).

Marqueurs: Stuttgart Germany
Carte: N 48° 76.705 E 9° 195.556

Created at: 07. Juin 2008

John Responds To The Custody Battle

10. Décembre 2006 | en

An email I just received:

Ms. Sherrie-san

According to the japanese prenuptuial (August 2003) it is stated that ‘Ms. Sherrie-san’s custodial rights over Nippon are contingent on 2 factors.

1.

that Mr jon-san has left Japan indefinitely.

2. That Mrs. Sherrie-san’s alimony payments are up to date and sufficient in the ‘maintenance’ of Mr jon-san’s sushi needs. ‘

Regarding the first point, Mr. JOn-san contends that he has not yet left Nippon ‘to do his masters’ nor does he intend to do so any time soon. His current employment contract has been extended until the end of July 2007.

After said employment is terminated Mr Jon-san may be entering a farming co-op in the production of tofu, natto and soy milk. (He has stated for the record that if such a situation should arise he would be willing to conced
to you full visitation rights as he will be living in a remote and little known village in the northern area of honshuu thusly negating any uncomfortable situations. however, he has added that the 50 m restraining order should be kpt in place for his own personal safety.)

Further, Mr. jon-san has stated that the agreed upon alimony payments are in arrears. He would like to add that while he is not exactly demanding payment he could be appeased for several months, if not years, by the receipt of a bar of german chocorettooo. ƒ`ƒ‡ƒRƒŒƒbƒg!I‚¨‚¢‚µ‚¢B you understand that those oishii square bars of german chocolate (ugh, mr luedee is making a scene at the present moment in the internet cafe just thinking about the one
with the peanuts…) are an import here in the land of the rising sun and the price of said bars is far too exorbitant for mr jon-san’s meagre ESL salary.

should this latter request be met I am so very happy to note that my client mr. jon-san will negate the statutes of the presiding prenuptuial agreement and will concede full visitation rights to ms sherrie-san, nee., Ms five
feet of anger-san wait, shouldn’t that be the maiden name..

whatever,

merry christmas

Marqueurs: Stuttgart Germany Japan
Carte: N 48° 76.705 E 9° 195.556

Created at: 07. Juin 2008

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